Doomsday the 13th on a Friday of October!

Note: This "blogging" is not for the faint of heart as there are many vicious pictures and highly disturbings notices of real-world facts in this "blogging." Little childrens, grandmas, and others with weak hearts should look away.

So I know most of you, my adoring fan readers, have come to rely on me as your "go to" source for the informations on urgent matters pressing our lives daily. Typically, these sorts of things range from the topics of "Welcome" to "Uh Oh Congressman" (to randomly select some of my posts). Well, todays "blogging" is no less important than these important things, although many of you may not have realized the treacheries that exist right next to us today.

That is right, I am speaking about the fact that today is Friday, October 13, 2006!

Now normally such days as Fridays and Octobers and 2006s are no real big concern. You probably wake up and say to yourself, "Hey guy (or lady), what a good Friday (or October, or 2006) it is!" But today you probably wanted to call your mommy and make tears and dig a small bastion of sanctuary under the bed covers. I know, I did too. Which is why I am sharing with you this story told by many peoples before me.

You see, Friday the 13th of October is usually a fiendish day when various demons and devils from all over the lands try to attack humans and make them all go away. These bad sorts of creatures try to make very bad things happen like rivers of bloods and boiling skins and hair falling out and wars and things. Needless to say, and for the sake of the childrens, I will not go into much detail.

Thank goodness these fiends are not very strong and usually the forces of good defeat them in an all-out struggle. These fightings go on for a long time, but since this "blogging" is so long already, I suppose I will have to talk about them on some other time. (If we should be luckier enough to survive until then!) Until then, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope that bad things do not happen to all of us!