Election Time Predicting!

Greetings Friends!

First offs, I am deeply most troubled sorries for my absence. I know many peoples and childrens read this "blogging" every single day and I have disgraced them and ashamed and embarrassed me for having been away so long.

Luckily, these new elections are coming up and I have decided to do some guessing on the resultings of these things. So here it goes:

1) Mr. President Bush will win again!

Yes, a bold predicting, I know, but I am fairly certain of this outcome. From the things which I hear out there, Mr. Bush does not have so popular a friendliness out there. But that is his strongest points as he always has that "eighth hour" comeback potentialies. So he will win!

2) Mr. Barak Obama will detonate a bomb in the US!

Is it just a coincidence that this fellow, Mr. Obama, has a name very much like a certain terrorism out there...? I don't know about you, but it makes me a little scared and frightening when he is with all these peoples out there and campaigning and everything. Perhaps he will use this chance of confidence to really get his secretly evil plottings going. My bets are yes!



3) Space aliens will return to Earth!

This one is perhaps not so fancy a guess as my other ones up there. We all pretty much knew this is true anyways, so that is alls I really needed to say here!


Well, that's all what I have here for today. Let's go watch the elections and see if I am right or not? Who knows, I might be half right, full right, or maybe one quarter right on these guessings here. Only time will tell!

Former Ex-Not President Kerry Makes Bad Jokes!

The man who did not become President in the last time we did some elections here, Mr. John Kerry, turns out to be a senator from Massachusetts. I guess, too, Mr. Kerry does not make so good with the joking either because he said something pretty bad earlier on this Monday. Mr. Kerry said some troops who were not so smart in the educations were stuck in Iraq!

Yikes!

This was a big mistake, it turns out, and Mr. Kerry was very sorries for his problems with making bad jokes.

"As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop," Kerry said in a statement published on his Web site.

It seems like Mr. Kerry probably was trying to say something very different, such as, "If you dummies didn't try to not go to the schools so much, then maybe we could help you by sending you over to the Iraq schools instead!" Or maybe he was trying to make a funny little joke here about how President George Bush made a mistake about failing out of medical school and doing the drugs instead of making them.

I guess the funniest part of the whole thing is probably how this incident was not really too funny at all. Oh well, let's hope this doesn't make everyone stay out from the voting. Remember to do your elections this month to make us some great leaders! Go vote!