Election Time Predicting!

Greetings Friends!

First offs, I am deeply most troubled sorries for my absence. I know many peoples and childrens read this "blogging" every single day and I have disgraced them and ashamed and embarrassed me for having been away so long.

Luckily, these new elections are coming up and I have decided to do some guessing on the resultings of these things. So here it goes:

1) Mr. President Bush will win again!

Yes, a bold predicting, I know, but I am fairly certain of this outcome. From the things which I hear out there, Mr. Bush does not have so popular a friendliness out there. But that is his strongest points as he always has that "eighth hour" comeback potentialies. So he will win!

2) Mr. Barak Obama will detonate a bomb in the US!

Is it just a coincidence that this fellow, Mr. Obama, has a name very much like a certain terrorism out there...? I don't know about you, but it makes me a little scared and frightening when he is with all these peoples out there and campaigning and everything. Perhaps he will use this chance of confidence to really get his secretly evil plottings going. My bets are yes!



3) Space aliens will return to Earth!

This one is perhaps not so fancy a guess as my other ones up there. We all pretty much knew this is true anyways, so that is alls I really needed to say here!


Well, that's all what I have here for today. Let's go watch the elections and see if I am right or not? Who knows, I might be half right, full right, or maybe one quarter right on these guessings here. Only time will tell!

Former Ex-Not President Kerry Makes Bad Jokes!

The man who did not become President in the last time we did some elections here, Mr. John Kerry, turns out to be a senator from Massachusetts. I guess, too, Mr. Kerry does not make so good with the joking either because he said something pretty bad earlier on this Monday. Mr. Kerry said some troops who were not so smart in the educations were stuck in Iraq!

Yikes!

This was a big mistake, it turns out, and Mr. Kerry was very sorries for his problems with making bad jokes.

"As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop," Kerry said in a statement published on his Web site.

It seems like Mr. Kerry probably was trying to say something very different, such as, "If you dummies didn't try to not go to the schools so much, then maybe we could help you by sending you over to the Iraq schools instead!" Or maybe he was trying to make a funny little joke here about how President George Bush made a mistake about failing out of medical school and doing the drugs instead of making them.

I guess the funniest part of the whole thing is probably how this incident was not really too funny at all. Oh well, let's hope this doesn't make everyone stay out from the voting. Remember to do your elections this month to make us some great leaders! Go vote!

God Loves Michelle Bachmann!

Well, Ms. Michell Bachmann, who is a hopeful candidate for the Congress in the Sixth District in Minnesota has found out that God really loves her a lot. I mean, I am talking about more than God loves most other people (He never told me to run for an election before...). I guess Ms. Bachmann prayed and didn't eat for three days and then God told her she should run for Congress! That's pretty lucky for her!

I guess this fellow here, Mr. Mac Hammond, even said he would vote for Ms. Bachmann personally, even though his chuch cannot vote her! Then it turns out that the Pastor Hammond cannot even vote for Ms. Bachmann. I mean, that tells you right there that she must be a really great politician for someone who can't even vote for her to try to do it anyway.

See, my question is though, what's with the need for elections for Ms. Bachmann anyway? Because if the God of everything already wants her in, and people who can't vote for her want her to be the next Congresswoman for the Sixth District for Minnesota in the House of Representatives, what is the real point to even do some elections?

I don't really know what other people think, but I am a big fan of not making the God really angry. I hear He has done some bad things before in the past to people that weren't really at the top of his list. And voting against God is probably a certain way to get to His list there right near the top of it. So really, we all should probably hope that Ms. Bachmann gets to be in the Congress because we don't really want to die by God. Let's go Ms. Bachmann 2006!

Mr. President Bush = Brilliance!

Once again, the Mr. President George W. Bush has demonstrated his overly incredible intelligence at being the smartest man alive! Just recently, Mr. Bush wrote up a law that he signed at a recent party with his best friends to make sure that the USA treats people very well. According to our friends over on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean (one of four major oceans in our world) in the land called the United Kingdom or sometimes Britain (and once in a while English), our President said:

"These military commissions will provide a fair trial in which the accused are presumed innocent, have access to an attorney, and can hear all the evidence against them. These military commissions are lawful, they are fair, and they are necessary."

At the same time, this new law of ours also:

The bill forbids treatment of detainees that would constitute war crimes - such as torture, rape and biological experiments - but gives the president the authority to decide which other techniques interrogators can use.

At the tribunals, defendants will be allowed to see some - but not necessarily all - of the evidence against them. The law also bars non-US citizens from filing habeas corpus petitions challenging their detentions in federal court.

But really, that must be the very brilliance of this smart and intelligent manuevering by our President. I'm not a real expert on the laws or on the politics (but I do like to read about both of them) so I don't know how a law can do all these great things our President says and also do these other things at the same time. But really, that just proves my point of our smart President here!

I wonder what great laws our President Mr. Bush will make in the future? Probably some really good ones if we give him enough time, so maybe we should all vote for him in the next presidential election. We'll see what happens!

Uh Oh Congressman! (Part 2 AKA Not Mr. Foley)

This fellow (not Horatio Sans, but the other guy), Mr. Harry Reid, the Democratic leader of the Senate, just turned out to have told a big lying. He did this lie a while ago, but no one found out about it until now. Mr. Reid's troubles began a long time ago in a land far away called "Las Vegas." (A geographical note: I am not sure where "Las Vegas" is, but it sounds exotic, like perhaps it is in the continent of France or Europe somewhere.)

From the Post of Washington:

Reid and his wife purchased the land in Clark County, on the outskirts of Las Vegas, in 1998 for $400,000. The acquisition was done in tandem with an adjacent property that was bought by Reid's friend of 35 years, Jay Brown, a former casino lawyer whose name has surfaced over the years in organized-crime investigations, according to the AP. Brown has never been charged with criminal wrongdoing, the AP added.

Apparently Reid made the property for a business later, but did not tell his friends doing lawmaking that he didn't own the land anymore. Not very much later, he sold it and made some monies when he got $1.1 millions of dollars for the sale.

So now Mr. Reid has lots of monies to do things like build a new home, buy some children, or eat a lot of candy. He could probably even go into business for himself for saying something like: "If you give me monies, I can make a laws for you!" Maybe this business plan would not work so well though, because right now Mr. Reid was supposed to be beating up some Republicans to try to make some progress in these elections we are having next month in November. So maybe this would be a bad thing to say out loud, but maybe he could still say that sort of thing in private.

I'm not really so smart about politics, but I think Mr. Reid might "borrow" the plan of Mr. Foley to try to dodge these claims. For example, he could say, "I am addicted to snow cones and was eating very many of the snow cones when I made this land transfer, and again when I made the lies, and again when I sold it, and again right now!" Then he could check into the premiere rehab clinic for such snow cone addicts. That would be a sad story if it turns out to be true, so let's hope that Mr. Reid instead can overcome these battles and go forward in the elections fighting! Stay strong Mr. Reid!

Wow, you are lucky!

This is my number second post of the morning already. I feel like you are very taken aback by my overwhelming generosity and should be amazed that a person who is as busy as me has the time to even spend his time writing two notes in one day! If I am not a proflific "blogging" I don't know who is!

So let's see what is going on in our world today:

For starters, Mr. Mark Foley appears to have gotten himself into trouble recently. And to top things off, he makes him self scarce by resigning, checking into rehab, and admitting he was molested himself as a child.

Lessons We Have Learned

If you want to write dirty emails and make teenage pages very afraid of you, here is your checklist:

1) Drink a lot of alcohols
2) Send naughty emails
3) Pay a lot of money to people running the elections campaigning
4) Blame the alcohols (but do so indirectly and discretely, lawyers are particularly good at these revelations)
5) Reveal a stunning dark secret from your past (see the note for number 4)

Voila! You are now free from getting the first through fifth degrees from anyone on your own destructive behavior. In fact, if you time your resignation and fall from grace carefully, you may get your superiors (like the man who speaks for your whole office) into trouble and accidentally (wink, wink) cause your peers to all lose their jobs in a few weeks.

Will this diabolical scheme be successful? Will the world explode? Will more people follow this plan? Only time will tell!

P.S. I think it's possible Mr. Foley stole his routine from Mr. Mel Gibson. My investigators are still discovering the roots of this matter and will report back soon on the results.