Former Ex-Not President Kerry Makes Bad Jokes!

The man who did not become President in the last time we did some elections here, Mr. John Kerry, turns out to be a senator from Massachusetts. I guess, too, Mr. Kerry does not make so good with the joking either because he said something pretty bad earlier on this Monday. Mr. Kerry said some troops who were not so smart in the educations were stuck in Iraq!

Yikes!

This was a big mistake, it turns out, and Mr. Kerry was very sorries for his problems with making bad jokes.

"As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop," Kerry said in a statement published on his Web site.

It seems like Mr. Kerry probably was trying to say something very different, such as, "If you dummies didn't try to not go to the schools so much, then maybe we could help you by sending you over to the Iraq schools instead!" Or maybe he was trying to make a funny little joke here about how President George Bush made a mistake about failing out of medical school and doing the drugs instead of making them.

I guess the funniest part of the whole thing is probably how this incident was not really too funny at all. Oh well, let's hope this doesn't make everyone stay out from the voting. Remember to do your elections this month to make us some great leaders! Go vote!