Election Time Predicting!

Greetings Friends!

First offs, I am deeply most troubled sorries for my absence. I know many peoples and childrens read this "blogging" every single day and I have disgraced them and ashamed and embarrassed me for having been away so long.

Luckily, these new elections are coming up and I have decided to do some guessing on the resultings of these things. So here it goes:

1) Mr. President Bush will win again!

Yes, a bold predicting, I know, but I am fairly certain of this outcome. From the things which I hear out there, Mr. Bush does not have so popular a friendliness out there. But that is his strongest points as he always has that "eighth hour" comeback potentialies. So he will win!

2) Mr. Barak Obama will detonate a bomb in the US!

Is it just a coincidence that this fellow, Mr. Obama, has a name very much like a certain terrorism out there...? I don't know about you, but it makes me a little scared and frightening when he is with all these peoples out there and campaigning and everything. Perhaps he will use this chance of confidence to really get his secretly evil plottings going. My bets are yes!



3) Space aliens will return to Earth!

This one is perhaps not so fancy a guess as my other ones up there. We all pretty much knew this is true anyways, so that is alls I really needed to say here!


Well, that's all what I have here for today. Let's go watch the elections and see if I am right or not? Who knows, I might be half right, full right, or maybe one quarter right on these guessings here. Only time will tell!

Former Ex-Not President Kerry Makes Bad Jokes!

The man who did not become President in the last time we did some elections here, Mr. John Kerry, turns out to be a senator from Massachusetts. I guess, too, Mr. Kerry does not make so good with the joking either because he said something pretty bad earlier on this Monday. Mr. Kerry said some troops who were not so smart in the educations were stuck in Iraq!

Yikes!

This was a big mistake, it turns out, and Mr. Kerry was very sorries for his problems with making bad jokes.

"As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop," Kerry said in a statement published on his Web site.

It seems like Mr. Kerry probably was trying to say something very different, such as, "If you dummies didn't try to not go to the schools so much, then maybe we could help you by sending you over to the Iraq schools instead!" Or maybe he was trying to make a funny little joke here about how President George Bush made a mistake about failing out of medical school and doing the drugs instead of making them.

I guess the funniest part of the whole thing is probably how this incident was not really too funny at all. Oh well, let's hope this doesn't make everyone stay out from the voting. Remember to do your elections this month to make us some great leaders! Go vote!

It's Halloween Time!

So the Halloween Time is here once again and it's time to party! This day is not so scary as the 13th of Friday that came this October (see my "blogging" the day of that frightened event, but bewared that it is very scary!) because mostly instead it is the time for making fun! In fact, this day has a very long history in time which I can share some information on right now.

Halloween started a long time ago, probably about 2 million years ago or so when the cavemens were still walking around. Dinosaurs were the biggest problems that these cavemens and cavewomans ran into on the daily basis. So, to try to fight them, they needed a way to make the dinosaurs very scared. Since most of the dinos were not really too scared (mostly because of their big teeth and large appetites), the cavemens were really in a big trouble.

So one day, they made a new holiday were no one had to work. And when the dinosaurs were busier sleeping and doing chores at they homes and that sorts of thing, the cavemens killed them all with the pumpkins brimmed full of the burning lava. Since it worked so well for these guys to get rid of those dinosaurs, they all agreed to keep on celebrating for the rest of time! So now today we get to do the same thing when we go Trick Or Treating or making some Jack O Laterns and that sorts of stuff. Have fun sharing this story with your friends on this Halloween Time!